1. You like to eat chicken feet.你喜歡吃雞腳

2. You have a Chinese knick-knack hanging on your rear view mirror.你會在后視鏡上吊中國擺設

3. Your kitchen is covered by a sticky film of grease. 你的廚房覆蓋著一層厚厚的油脂(愛炒東西的緣故)

4. You’ve never kissed your mom or dad. 你從沒吻過你父母(中國人誰這樣啊,小時候除外)

5. You love to use coupons. 你喜歡用折價券

6. You take showers at night. 你晚上洗澡 (許多老外都是早上洗,不知道為什么)

7. You avoid the non-free snacks in hotel rooms. 旅店房間里的非免費食品你都不吃 (那些東西都是over-charged了的,誰這么笨啊)

8. You tap the table when someone pours tea for you. 別人為你倒茶你就用手敲一下桌子

9. You say “Aiya!” and “Wah!” frequently. 你經常說“哎(二聲)呀(四聲)”和“哇(四聲)”

10. You twirl your pen around youe fingers. 你會轉筆

11. You beat eggs with chopsticks. 你用筷子打雞蛋

12. You perfer your shrimp with the heads and legs still attached. 你喜歡有頭尾的蝦

13. You starve yourself before going to all you can eat places. 你去吃自助餐前會把自己餓個半死

14. You’ve eaten a red bean popsicle. 你吃過紅豆冰棍

15. You fight over who pays the dinner bill. 你在餐后搶著付賬單

16. You eat every last grain of rice in your bowl, but don’t eat the last piece of food on the table. 你吃光碗里的最后一粒米,但不吃盤里的最后一口菜

（天津外國語學院通訊員 王源推薦）