A man was hit by a cab in the street. He was brought to the hospital.

His wife who was standing up by his bed, said to the doctor: “I think that he is very ill.”
“I am afraid that he is dead”, said the doctor.

Hearing this, the man moved his head and said: “I'm not dead. I'm still alive.”
“Be quiet,” said the wife, “the doctor knows better than you!”

（華東政法大學通訊員孫曉琳投稿）

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