過年回答“霸道親戚”必殺題 單身狗沒娃黨如何接招

【A weeklong bombast of questions and advice】

【“霸道親戚”整個(gè)假期的各種提問和建議，總有一款適合你！】

1. Have you got married? 你結(jié)婚了嗎？

Yes, I have. 結(jié)婚了。

Have you had your baby? 生孩子了嗎

 Yes, I have. 生了。

Call him/her here. 叫來看看。

The conversation ends with the performance of the child. 孩子表演。

2. Have you got married? 你結(jié)婚了嗎？

Yes, I have. 結(jié)婚了。

Have you had your baby? 生孩子了嗎？

No, I haven't. 沒生。

Why haven't you had your baby？怎么還不生啊？

The conversation ends with admonition to have children. 教育告終。

3. Have you got married? 你結(jié)婚了嗎

No, I have not. 沒結(jié)婚。

Do you have boyfriend/girlfriend? 有對(duì)象嗎？

Yes, I have. 有。

When will you get married? 什么時(shí)候結(jié)婚啊

The conversation ends with admonition to get married. 催婚告終。

4. Have you got married? 你結(jié)婚了嗎？

No, I have not. 沒結(jié)婚。

Do you have boyfriend/girlfriend? 有對(duì)象嗎？

No, I haven't. 沒有。

How about I introduce one to you? 我給你介紹一個(gè)啊。

The conversation ends with admonition to go for blind dating. 以要相親告終。