We guys always hear the rules from our women. Here are Our rules. Note all rules are numbered #1 on purpose.
我們男人總是聽到自己女人制訂的規則，以下是我們的規則。注意！所有的規則都被列為“第一”，這是有意的。

#1 Most guys own three pairs of shoes. What makes you think we'd be any good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look good with your dress?
第一條：男人們大多只擁有三雙鞋。你們怎么會認為我們很擅于從你們的30雙鞋中挑出一雙來配你們的連衣裙呢？

#1 "Yes" or "No" is perfectly an acceptable answer to almost every question.
第一條：“是”和“不”幾乎是回答一切問題的最佳答案。

#1 Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what girlfriends are for.
第一條：如果你們有問題需要幫忙解決，盡管來找我們。我們就是干這事兒的。同情正是女朋友們所需要的。

（源自《看幽默故事學英語》 通訊員廈門大學魏紅心供稿 英語點津陳蓓編輯）