A fourth-grader was excited that he had tried out and gotten a role in his school's play. His father was really proud of him and asked, "So, what part did you get?"

The little boy replies, "I got the part of a man who's been married for 25 years."

His father congratulated him said, "That's good son. Maybe next time you'll get a speaking part!"

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讓人變聰明的兔子糞

四處“看看”

有心無力

埋金魚