This married couple was sitting in a fine restaurant when the wife looks over at a nearby table and sees a man in a drunken stupor.

The husband asks, "I notice you've been watching that man for some time now. Do you know him?"

"Yes," she replies, "He's my ex-husband, and has been drinking like that since I left him seven years ago."

"That's remarkable," the husband replies, "I wouldn't think anybody could celebrate that long."

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透明的墻壁

優點和缺點

迎接丈夫

最糟的牧師