A man was sitting in a bar with tears streaming down his face. A friend walked in and asked why he was so unhappy. The weeping one said: "The doctor has just told me I'll have to take these tablets for the rest of my life."

Cheerfully, his friend pointed out that many people have to take tablets every day of their life. "Sure," came the reply, "but he only gave me ten."

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亞當的衣服

第一次約會

浪費還是節約

不能讓他跑了