A man walks into the doctor's office with a serious problem.

"Doctor, I've had problems with silent gas emissions. At home, work, and even at church, I release tons of silent farts everywhere I go! As a matter of fact I've had three sitting here talking to you. What are we going to do?"

The doctor replies:

"The first thing we're going to do is check your hearing."

更多英語笑話

美還是丑

雌雄難辨

螺旋槳的作用

不捐款的理由

（中國日報網英語點津 陳丹妮 編輯）