What is a vampire's favorite sport?

Casketball.

 

What did one ghost say to the other ghost?

"Do you believe in people?"

 

What do you call someone who puts poison in a person's corn flakes?

A cereal killer.

 

Why do mummies have trouble keeping friends?

They're so wrapped up in themselves.

 

What kind of streets do zombies like the best?

Dead ends.

 

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