孩子們寫給大人的爆笑信件

But one thing is for sure, kids certainly love their mothers.
但有一點可以肯定的是，孩子們絕對喜歡他們的母親。

Brendan writes his message in a heart, saying 'thank you mom for making me food so I don't die'. At least his mother knows what she's there for.
布蘭登在一個心形圖案里寫道：“感謝媽媽為我做飯，所以我沒有死掉。”至少他的母親知道她存在的意義了。 

In another funny message, one kid writes their mum a poem with a rather telling simile: 'Roses are red, just like your face when dad eats our snack'.
在另一張有趣的紙條中，一個孩子給自己的媽媽寫了首詩，其中有一個相當生動的比喻：“玫瑰是紅色的，就像爸爸吃我們的零食時您的臉”。