THE WEEK: Waste not want not

Waste not want not

First up, a woman has drunk an entire bottle of cognac in Beijing airport after being told that she would not be able to take the $200 bottle through security. However, after drinking the Cognac the woman, surnamed Zhou was so drunk she was rolling on the floor and yelling at passersby. Zhou was than refused permission to board her flight and eventually had to be escorted from the airport by her family. Miss Zhou, if you are watching, you sound like someone who makes poor life decisions and drinks too much. I think we could be really good friends. CALL ME!

Un-bear-ably stupid

To Alaska, where a man thought it would be a good idea to dress up like a bear and try to hang out with actual bears. A grizzly bear and her two cubs were fishing by a river, and being watched by a group of people at a safe distance, when a man dressed in a bear suit approached, coming within three meters of the dangerous animals. A fish and game technician who was nearby, realised what was happening and yelled at the real bears to get away. The bear impersonator escaped, in a car which seems very unbear like. Unlike Yogi, it seems this man was not smarter than the average bear.

Dog days

Ever had one of those moments when you find yourself in the wrong place at the wrong time but rather than admit your mistake you just pretend that you totally intended to do that. Well, spare a thought for this dog in Japan, who somehow got itself wedged in a bush about two meters off the ground. The Shiba Inu's cheekily delighted expression made sure that the photos soon became a viral hit online.

（中國(guó)日?qǐng)?bào)網(wǎng)英語點(diǎn)津 Helen 編輯）