那些信誓旦旦的明星們如今臉要被打腫了

Election promises
競選承諾

What do Whoopi Goldberg, Miley Cyrus, Amy Schumer, Chloe Sevigny and Ne-Yo have in common?
琥碧?戈柏、麥莉?賽勒斯、艾米?舒默、克洛伊?塞維尼和Ne-Yo有什么共同點？

They all should be living in Canada or Europe after vowing to leave the US if Donald Trump was elected President. But they're not.
答案是他們都應該生活在加拿大或歐洲。因為他們曾承諾如果特朗普當選總統他們就離開美國。但是誰都沒有這么做。

Some hastily tweeted U-turns when Trump was elected, others went quiet and hoped nobody would remember.
特朗普當選時，有人的推文發生了180度大轉變，其他人則默不作聲，希望沒人會記得自己說過的話。

Goldberg said "I'm not leaving the country I was born and raised in," while Schumer used social media to declare her pledge to move to Spain was merely a "joke".
戈柏稱：“我不會離開這個國家，這是生我養我的地方?！倍婺瑒t在社交媒體上宣布她發誓要搬到西班牙僅僅是一個“玩笑”。

Cyrus released an emotional video the morning after Trump's win saying she "accepted" the new president.
賽勒斯在特朗普獲勝后發表了一段煽情的視頻，稱她“接受”這位新總統。

Samuel L Jackson, who had been succinct in his intentions, also backed out. "If that mother... becomes president, I'm moving my black ass to South Africa," he said.
塞繆爾?L?杰克遜也退縮了，他的意圖簡單粗暴：“如果那位大娘……成為總統，我就滾到南非去。”

He didn't.
但他沒有這么做。