A father was trying to teach his young son the evils of alcohol.

He put one worm in a glass of water and another worm in a glass of whiskey. The worm in the water lived, while the one in the whiskey curled up and died.

“All right, son,” asked the father, “What does that show you?”

“Well, Dad, it shows that if you drink alcohol, you will not have worms.”

一位父親想讓他的小兒子明白酒精的壞處。
他把一只蟲子放在一杯水里，另外一只蟲子放在威士忌酒里，結果水里的蟲子活著，而在威士忌酒里的蟲子蜷曲著死去了。
“好了，兒子，”父親說道，“你從中明白了什么？”
“爸爸，這表明如果你喝酒的話，你身上就不會長蟲子了。”

（通訊員華東政法學院孫曉琳）